The other day over lunch, a good friend expounded on the characteristics that distinguish children born in the 80s, 90s, and 00s based on what she understood of their parents, who were born in the 50s, 60s, and 70s respectively. Continue reading
Grandparents do the work of raising the next generation. Here’s a joke making the rounds. Go granny go!
“Good morning. . . .
At present we are not at home but, please leave a message after the beep………
If you are one of our children, press 1 and then select an option from 1 to 8:
If you need us to stay with the grandchildren, press 1
If you want to borrow the car, press 2
If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 3
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 4
If you want us to pick up the grandchildren at school, press 5
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,
If you want to come to eat here, press 7
If you need money, press 8
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater, start talking,
we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!”